It’s happened. It’s gone. I’ve been abandoned. Alone, un-caffeinated and confused. Overwhelmed by an array of sub-par choices. Left to fend for myself on a vast sea of non-pumpkin coffee beverages. OH, THE HUMANITY!
What? Too much? Nahhh.
Alas, all of my regular Starbucks locations are officially out of the pumpkin spice syrup. But I will not be broken. I will not weep. I will stand tall in the face of oppression. I will go on! I will survive! I will… give $20 to any reader who wants to steal a jug of it and mail it to me. Plus shipping costs.