Happy free coffee day, everyone!
Wait, I don’t want to mislead you. Today isn’t some international “free coffee” holiday for everyone. I just happened to get my free drink coupon in the mail yesterday. So, sorry if I confused you. Only I get free coffee today.
And it tastes oh so sweet.
I really love how Alex always puts the cookie crumbles on my drink. Really though, I just love Alex. Please, never leave me again. Otherwise I will spiral into a pit of sub-par coffee despair, and that won’t be good for anyone.