I Want to be in a Darren Criss and Matt Bomer Sandwich

Seriously. Right in there. I want to be in that space between their glorious faces.

So, I’ve watched Glee since the beginning. Well, since Emma called me after the first time FOX premiered the pilot and said “Did you know that Lea Michele is on a new TV show?!” and I said “Nooooo what is it?!” Then the love affair began. Like many original Glee fans, I’ve become much less loyal over the past two seasons. I no longer have viewing parties with my girlfriends and mark my calendar for the next new episode. But I DVR it and watch it when I get the chance. I still enjoy the story lines and musical numbers, I’m just not a Gleek anymore. And that’s perfectly fine.

One of the things that really keeps me tuning in is the Kurt-Blaine relationship. It’s just so sweet, I heart them. And I love love love Darren Criss. The kid is too talented, it’s ridiculous. If the tickets hadn’t been so expensive and my window been so small, I would’ve hauled my ass up to NYC to see him in “How to Succeed.” He’s just so talented. And so pretty.

I’ve been in love with Matt Bomer since I started watching White Collar, which is also a show that Emma made me watch. Hm. I see a pattern… The day I found out he was gay I almost cried. I was telling my “friend” Liz that she should watch the show, and the conversation that ensued went like this (it will also explain why I put the word friend in quotes, because friends don’t crush each others dreams like this):

Liz: Isn’t Matt Bomer gay?

Me: What?!

Liz: Yeah, I read an article about him. He’s gay.

Me: What?!?!

Liz: You didn’t know that?

Me, with my most serious of faces: This is the worst thing you have ever done to me.

Needless to say, I have never been the same. Though I still love him and am a loyal White Collar watcher, I know that I will never marry him, so that’s sad. Yes Hubbster, I know, I’m already married. But I wasn’t married at the time, so it was still an option. In my dreams…

Last week I was super excited to hear that two of my super-talented, small-screen crushes were going to play brothers on an episode Glee. And I was even more excited this morning when I caught a YouTube video of their duet (Seriously, how did people live before the internet? Before YouTube? Did they just wait until a TV episode was broadcast to see all of the fun, juicy bits? That sounds so boring). It’s a cover of “Somebody I Used to Know” by Gotye. Catch the video from the original song here. Though it’s kind of an off-the-beaten-path kind of a video, it’s a really good song. But I can’t help but love the cover even more because I want to be in a Darren Criss-Matt Bomer sandwich. Yep, that would be quite heavenly. Take a listen to the awesomeness 🙂